Tag: Cortadito

Un cortadito

March 14, 2017

The city of Temecula is a little under two hours away from LA, which is also the exact amount of time you’ll need to exhaust all of the culo jokes you can come up with. Go directly to Old Town because, first, it’s absolutely charming with array of specialty stores, boutiques, art galleries, and antiques stores. And … More Un cortadito

La ventanita

May 17, 2016

Heads up: Aquí no hay ventanitas.  In L.A., restaurants do not have walk-up windows, which means there’s no such thing as having to elbow through a wall of viejos cagalitrosos who are arguing about politics to ask for a colada.  Again, let that settle in your psyche for a moment: No ventanitas. No coladas. While driving down Ventura, I noticed a … More La ventanita